INTERGALACTIC ATHLETES

Flying saucers hovered

as aliens questioned their own

lackadaisical physical exertion.

Their butts resembled Pringles

and their noses Cheetohs.

After millions of miles in the Milky Way

they found a dairy farm

near Delhi, NY.

Dogs barked, cows mooed.

Farm boys threw a round ball

in a hoop.

One kneed another in the groin,

and went in for a lay-up.

The aliens called Next!

Balancing the ball on one of three noses

they played until nightfall;

they popped tabs on a beer to celebrate their win;

and shot back into the inky sky.